That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

You’re right. Everyone screwed up but you. On behalf of the rest of the universe, I apologize.

You and me, bud! We hit the street. Get people talking. Find some financing. Market the shit out of...who am I kidding.

Weed Gummy Straw is a good elevator pitch.

Watch show first. Read about show second. This is an easy order to understand.

[winks knowingly]

Fancy.

Mid-engined pickup trucks just scorch your plywood.

Howard Hughes’ Twitter account is just withering comments about Katherine Hepburn and 3am tweets calling Spencer Tracy a cuck.

I loved that movie!

Thanks everyone, but the horse is dead.

This is like tattooing a girlfriend’s name on your body. It is all fine until she dumps you.

I remember back when you witnessed something as bugfuck as this and you were stuck trying to convince everyone else that you’re not making it up.

If I really enjoy it I wait for second harvest.

Being declared a vexatious litigant is now my goal.

You’re asking the important questions. 

This is why I quit driving my Bugatti. Too much of the wrong kind of attention.

He was talking about the overwhelming number of protein shake farts in the driver’s seat.

I wreck my own ham.

I loved my Tacoma right up to the day Toyota bought it back for more than I paid for it.