I’m going to buy this perfect jalop wagon and convert it to EV. Also, paint it whatever the opposite of brown is.

Sweet jump.

But the dishwasher is...

Go catch a bullet for Putin.

So...is my reservation cancelled?

So Ben and Darth will just be weekly sparing partners?

I would like to drive over my neighbor.

Just like everyone blaming the FDA for baby formula shortages and not the corporation that was creating food for infants filled with rain water and bird shit.

The American consumer isn’t burdened by taxes. They are burdened by gas prices.

See also, Ben Falcone.

He is 79. We should minimize stroke risk.

Throw those clips in the trash.

...for no tangible reason, presented with no evidence.

France is spying on your french press.

What if he was driving without his headlights on!?

I’m going to mindlessly blame the driver for reasons I’m pulling straight out of my ass.

I traded the well compensated, high stress job for consulting in the same field. I make a great deal less money.

And Philadelphia demanded attention that it wouldn’t have gotten without his star power.

It was a Triumph.