GodDamnTheseElectricSexPants

gdtesp

6/16/22

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

6/14/22

6/14/22

Stop electing morons.

6/13/22

I flew to California to buy a car and drive it home to Pennsylvania. I also took a train to D.C. to buy a bike and ride it back to Pennsylvania.

6/13/22

Hershel Walker is the perfect combination of...

6/12/22

Cheaper than a gallon of sweet tea.

6/11/22

Not a damn thing.

6/11/22

I single-handedly killed the umbrella stand with my snazzy raincoat.

6/9/22

Take a picture of it and sell it as an NFT.

6/8/22

Future grease stain Safa Brian.

6/8/22

Pennsylvania democratic voters only show up to vote for presidents.

6/8/22

This leaking bag of piss is going to be my next Governor.

6/7/22

Life has taught me that people with visible wealth are a house of cards.

6/7/22

The only thing worse than designed by committee is designed by social media.

6/7/22

After scrolling through all the bullshit listed as either $1 or an estimated monthly payment there was this $500 Honda Civic.

6/6/22

Future food source.

6/6/22

Would that be so bad...

6/6/22

Not

6/6/22

Yeah...I can see why that is age restricted.

6/6/22

Watch Horatio’s Drive on PBS.