Ideal car for a 1.0 Ecoboost.

Bend to fit. Paint to match.

She made enough money for a dozen lifetimes and is probably living her best life.

No.

Don’t eat the rich.

Some sort of rally cross shenanigans in the Beechwood neighborhood of Pittsburgh.

After driving it around all day I have to say that this thing is a pain in the ass at a drive thru window.

Schwarzenegger is an old man with a bum ticker chilling on his ranch with ponies and shit.

Pashley will still sell you a 28" bike.

Always look for ETRTO.

A car so boring I can’t even be bothered to finish this comm...

Dumb people who make poor decisions are pretty much the target audience of every product ever.

Fix the doors and we can talk.

I bet that Bluetooth doodad plugged into the cigarette lighter saps half the range.

Worked ski patrol in a past life. If you had a snowmobile on a slope, someone would ski into it.

Does Michael Bay work for ODOT?

After a quick glance at the cutaway model I’m wondering where you poop.

I imagine he has been voting republican since his first big paycheck.

Thanks, snowflake!