No thank you.

I tried to stop. The brakes didn’t work.

If I had that kinda scratch I would get a fleet of Vanderhall Brawleys and a desert oasis to screw around on.

I have two of those Bose SoundDocks in storage.

I owned an iPod for years before I owned a cellphone.

So far this week you are hitting my kink for weirdo rides.

I have repeatedly apologized. 

Wait...?

The long dormant dubnut in me wants this with inflamed passion.

Advice for inexperienced passengers:

Three unanswered comments in a row. Take the hint.

So you don’t understand how publishing works either?

I completely understood what I, the author, and bluebeetle wrote.

Ah...what?

English Zing doesn’t move product off shelves.

I just pee in my mouth (and down my shirt (I need a pee bib)) to cut out the middlemen.

Loose nut behind the wheel.

People donate money. They use those donations to pay themselves to drive around and be public douchebags. They don’t ever want this to end.

As long as moving on involves a large vessel, 5 gallons of peanut oil and a burner.

All you need are a plot of land, cheap beer, fireworks and weed.