There is no end to the list of things I want to know.
Horsebauer.
I got tinnitus just thinking about being in that hornets nest.
I’d still do her.
MAN LOVE RULES
“I’ll call George Washington antifa if it’ll get my dad to finally notice me!” — these clowns (probably)
I liked Pizza Hut when I was younger.
Simpletons use the word ‘liberals’ when they mean enemy.
“But teacher, you forgot to assign homework."
Kenneth Branagh.
Also known as a car.
Some of those cars came with a 3.slow.
Will I look dead sexy on it?
My burner account is the closest I come to social media. Which is really more of an antisocial media.
Vinyl underwear makes me sweaty.
Cycling shorts are very tight. Often you can make out the general size and shape of the wearer’s penis.