If you want to pay to be lazy it is important that you actually pay.

I hate you and we’ve never met. You seem like someone who is a little too high on the smell of your own farts.

Sell them as Scions. Pretty sure that brand hasn't used up EV tax credits.

They have a reason for that. It is just as obnoxious as the entire proofreader shtick. 

I want to be some part of this story. I'll settle for being the bottle of Sprite.

I like that there is a place to put the power cable. Every used EV on the internet has the same bundle of snakes picture of the rear storage.

Well that spun out of control.

It would be a shame if that was the end of his career at 15.

Reading the room and sarcasm.

Delusions of grandeur. 

Some of my most clever ideas come while I’m taking a dump. Good thing I've been filming them all along.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

Stop attempting to thread this stupid needle and people won’t have any reason to point out the stupid thing you’re saying.

It is a real marketing term. Like how Lucky Strikes are “toasted.”

How dare you cancel me like this.

Post good examples of bad EV range songs here.

I hate the monsters under my bed too.

Do formula one cars come in husky sizes?

The cameraman was really hanging on there. 

Sharp looking car, but that name makes want to shit on the windshield and run the wipers.