Pennsylvania made it legal to run red lights if you’re too light to trigger the ground loop.

Some tools just need to be purchased by the dozen.

Accept that this makes sense and then come around to understanding why.

At some point in the past? Probably.

Idle hands?

Just no Kathie Lee Gifford. They’ve been through enough.

If you truly believed that your comment wouldn’t exist.

I thought the feds seized my yacht too. Carpetbagging motherfuckers.

You cannot imagine owning an EV. Through the magic of narcissistic thinking you turned that into “nobody wants EVs!”

So you only contest the lack of fossil fuels in your dreams of more efficiency?

No one will accept the actual answer.

It is hard to social distance and get your butthole waxed.

-containers make stuff stale faster

Yes it does. That is why they created this (and every other) grift.

You are welcome to take that thing you bought that doesn't really matter and move it to a place that matters even less.

It does add value. Just not for the reader.

Yeah!

Howard Hughes is still dead.

And?

Those rear windows make my brain itch.