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Extra protein. 

When you do see one, show that delivery person the utmost respect.

I find the secret to cereal freshness is to eat it in a timely manner.

Will a Can-Am Defender return the sense of joy and wonder missing in my soulless existence?

...and Xerox replaced the stenography pool...

The flat brim, disposable income crowd are all driving Teslas.

When I go to McDonald’s I notice they are all desperately short staffed. It is hit or miss if the dining room is even open. That desperate.

My cereal comes in its own box. Changing that is just extra work for no reason.

Is it going to eat me?

Remember when robots replaced all of these fast food workers? Yeah, I don’t either.

Eating the rich will give you gout. Compost the rich.

That isn’t false advertising. They spell out the requirements in the ad.

And yet the false advertising was still a criminal act worthy of punishment.

I’ve had ideas like this. Pull the engine, 3D scan it and mock up a convincing battery box with the same appearance. Bury an electric motor where the gearbox was and everything else stays the same.

I was at a stadium once some guy stood at the urinal right next to me and started chatting. I didn’t judge the entire stadium for that. Just the weirdo.

And if a hot dog is a sandw...no. that is the other site.

Kia Sedona minivan had the same engine. Buy eight or ten of those and I'll be good to go.

I changed a flat in a Burger King parking lot.

I send my food bank signed, glossy 8 x 10 portraits. They may pretend they don’t need them, but I keep doing it.