If I wanted a quirky, small, old SUV I would grab this bad boy. Especially since it is cheaper.

Banhammer used to keep the riff raff at bay. I guess that doesn’t fly with advertisers’ needs.

No. You should stop commenting.

Didnt that run over Frogger in the eighties?

This is exactly what I need to tow the Lotus Cortina that I will also never own.

Doctorate status is a thing that is simply bestowed upon people. Every degree is. I mean, it is just a piece of paper and a rented gown.

An honorary doctorate is traditionally given to everyone who delivers a commencement address. Surely an educated person like you already knew that.

Since kinja rejects hyperlinks, paste as plain text is your friend.

Stop screwing around and find me something with a long hood.

The first version doesn't deny the action. Which is the exact problem with the second version.

That was a little peek into how your mind doesn’t work. Get therapy, weirdo.

Stop fixating. She isn’t ever going to touch you.

I heard the L stands for Larry. Can I still buy one despite not being a Larry?

May they trade snow for wildfires. All the while keeping the same level of stupidity. 

That is just convenient.

Do you see how you just did some simple math? The answer is they didn’t. They never do the math.

Soooo...once Erin drops it, no one will give a shit about your stupid “movement?”

Mrs. Waite runs the complaint department. If you have complaints go to Helen Waite.

The amount of head space required for that thing would turn it into a Pinhead Sprite.

So he won't be amenable to my Bozocoin?