Who needs subtle humor when it can be pointlessly spelled out?

That looks like (brief) fun.

If it were 1998, this would be a cool ride.

It is Friday. Why would I be wearing something?

Am I tacky enough to pull this off? I like to think so.

You convinced me.

Someone gets up pretty early in the morning to shave that sasquatch.

I clicked that Supreme link and now I’m angry.

I was hoping not to hear about this hopeless bag of clowntits until he was reported dead. Sure, this story is about him being a loser but it isn’t about his death.

Being a con artist is absolutely a job.

I wonder if you can name the company in that ad without looking it up.

Yup. Those are the sorts of lies liars are peddling. Nice example.

That was exhausting. Do you often misjudge the tone of a conversation this poorly?

I'm not dead. I'm just hungover. 

...block chain technology has some potential to improve the global monetary system...

First car was fifty bucks. It needed a battery so I guess it was more like $80.

I’m a proper machine shop?

A drill press and a series of big ass bits. Faster, easier and fewer chemical burns.

A month? A full month?