Flying is easy. Obstacles are usually far away up there.

Let freedom (and tinnitus) ring.

No way. That car is jalop as fuck.

Those zany Pittsburgh buses are at it again. Is there nothing those lovable scamps won't do for our crumbling amusement? 

So you really are this exhausting.

I would have to sign thirty or so NDAs?

If he pays, there will be hundreds of accounts like this.

I quit wearing dresses after a certain age too.

Is lying like this your kink?

That was exhausting.

Are you operating on the assumption that a “25 year old” bike won’t meet finalformminivan’s needs?

Why didn't I think of selling nonsense license plates to morons for a Benjamin a piece?

All pops and clicks with that crowd. You might as well be speaking Klingon.

Back when cheap bikes were still well built just on old tooling.

Most of the bike shops that sell pricey bikes for people who have cash and want flash are also keeping old steel alive for the poor and DUI crowd.

Buy a name brand used bike on Craigslist. Then replace the brake pads and cables. Pay the local bike shop to do it if you’re not entirely comfortable doing that.

That happened about thirty years ago.

No we aren’t. We are surfing the internet and complaining about what we find.

Porsche assembled the Mercedes-Benz 500 E because it was too wide for the regular W124 assembly line.