This is why I chock the wheels with packages.

Meth burritos will turn your world around. Leave you barking at the moon and spitting teeth dust at your neighbors.

I want to convert that into a mid-century modern rolling fuck palace.

Not terrible. Not fantastic. Entirely comestible items.

Maybe get an even bigger truck, lil fella.

Say you have three turds.

I’m gonna try that Beyond KFC for dinner. I’ll see if it comes with the original recipe diarrhea.

I’m totally gonna restomod the REPU I don't own with this drivetrain that doesn't exist.

Life is short.

The Aristocrats!

[looks around nervously before flushing]

Which is why I had it soundproofed. 

I guess you see what you want, bub.

I don’t remember. See you in three months for your next, timely retort.

I look forward to a follow-up piece after someone hacks it to play porn.

I own a Raleigh Tamarack. I know exactly what you’re talking about.

I’ve already forgotten their names.

Thank you for providing being another great example.

Gorgeously demented. Never stop building.