Well, they will let any idiot publish their mindless bleatings on the internet.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

584 - 559 = 25

I should be putting my boxes of old bike shit on ebay. I just thought it was junk I wouldn’t throw out.

Get a clock that is unassailably stupid.

The quickest way to fail the practical portion on your EMT certification is not verifying with your test proctor that the scene is safe before carrying out the exercise.

As a rule, EMS doesn't entire the scene of a shooting unless the police have cleared it for safety.

Not the first time they stole my material.

See? Perfect example.

Moments like this are why it is important to make yourself comfortable with cannibalism. 

“I’m trying to piss this electric fence into not being electric.” — your dumb argument paraphrased

I'm not the one in this comment thread pretending these don’t exist.

New?

Prius swap. Because an EV conversion won't piss off enough people.

That speed will peel the wax right off Nigel Shiftright's mustache.

Finally!! A peer!

With a Lexus (Toyota) you could have been lazy with that regular maintenance and likely had the same results.

Customarily, we don’t speak ill of the dead.

I miss Deadspin.

Ages ago I went hunting for a used Sentra SE-R/Infiniti G20 5-speed. They hated their 5th gear syncros like your kids hate vegetables.