It will be used to preserve me. In a giant mason jar. Posed majestically. 

The fact that it doesn't work is the fix. Probably saved a fortune in rented server space.

Always paste as plain text.

I need a front bumper with enough flat space to serve a turkey.

“My dear boy, why not try acting?” — Sir Laurence Olivier (after hearing about Dustin Hoffman’s method acting bullshit while shooting Marathon Man (1976))

My creaky old man knees would appreciate the (slightly) higher entry.

It is important to consult experts.

Yes, but she wasn’t planning on being on those subs. From her perspective everything was fine.

It is the deposit scheme all over again. 

Laws rarely go away. So if these were around 15 years ago, why would they be reverted later? 

You had to show valid ID to scrap anything. It worked for a while.

The right tool for the right job.

Who pays twelve dollars for a catalog when the website is free, works immediately and leads to no fewer paper cuts?

Jared Leto is bound to do something like this. Not an acting gig. The death cult part.

Except the Suzuki SX4 engine. Which was just a time bomb.

Who among us hasn't fucked cheese?

I brought an ironing board home in an 1986 MR2. Come on and safari with me.

FedEx Ground cannot find my mother’s house.

Apparently a sensitive old coot.

Technology has advances the beanburger to different and tasty levels.