Not that end.

I played the Panda. AMA.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/167470-this-is-sparta

If you want a booster, go get one. No one is scrutinizing your eligibility (more than you.)

I’m in the eighties!?

Movies just like Female Trouble (1972) are constantly getting made.

You’re fighting alliteration so we don’t have to..

Buckle up, buckaroo.

Is this advice on how to handle your shit take?

“I’m tired of this motherfucking hound in these motherfucking Baskervilles!” — Sherlock L. Jackson

Throw in the fanny pack.

Wingnut Welfare 2.0

I love it when the “I’ll show them” types get shown.

Am I supposed to do something other than smile at this prospect? 

Stay tuned.

So they’re not corrupt. Just incompetent.

Gaming has a singular, defined point?

If you owe me $1.2M I’ll serve you at your grandmother’s funeral. I’ll serve you during your colonoscopy. I’ll serve you on your moon base.

Mostly.

This exact scenario is why I’m always under my brown parasol.