Did a dinosaur shit on your hood?

RIP Michael Clarke Duncan.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMV

They quit using the recycling truck about a year ago. Recycling is picked up in a compactor truck and ain't nobody uncompacting that.

He won't fuck you.

Pretty sure David Bowie is from space, dude.

I feel like you’re not going to see the point of my comment.

You’re like that guy at the party carefully drawing out the differences between psychobilly and horror punk. he is speaking to no one.

Beat the SUV craze by a generation. 

But I can still shit in the street...you know...recreationally. Right?

“You’re one charming mother fucker.”

You still owe me five dollars, Kate.

It is the musical fruit. 

You don't need to slaughter animals to get epic diarrhea. 

He will chicken out at discovery. Just like all his other lawsuits. 

The shit people were wearing when this car was new are back in fashion.

https://fresno.craigslist.org/cto/d/clovis-toyota-pickup-dump-truck-dually/7370400291.html

You’re underestimating the sheer volume of Yugos (Yugoes? Yugi?) In this film.

Something about that small town being a test market.

Drowning Mona (2000)