If you insist.

These people just get me.

Condoms.

Those poor worms tried to hang on to my intestines. Poor little guys never stood a chance.

59¢, 79¢ and 99¢ menus covered everything except the Taco Salad and the Nachos Bellgrande. They were $1.99.

Jimmy knows what’s up.

Onto a soft pile of schoolchildren.

But it is okay when you do it. You’re special. Important even.

Welcome please, Enormous Genitals.

Someone in that crowd will have their January sixth based bail revoked.

I always appreciate killdozer shenanigans. Maybe not if they’re in front of my house, but that hasn’t happened.

Fetch my oar because we found the douche canoe. 

And that someone is the Dr about to intubate you.

The Suzuki SX4 didn't have one at all. Your arm just hung there. Like some sort of appendage. 

I guess I'm moving to Korea (and possibly India.)

When (not if) I buy this and restomod it, what will be the proper engine?

I’m going to maintain my effective, pessimistic positions and continue to encourage people to vote as if their lives depend on it. The true, and plainly obvious intent of my original comment. The one everyone else could see but you.

I set it to vibrate and keep it somewhere more...personal. 

...identified as 44-year-old Donald Craighead of Oceanside, Calif...

...Got us a dirt track date
Demolition derby figure-eight
Ate my dinner off a paper plate
Eliminations start at 8...