As an Armenian, I can totally relate to this, since recognition of the Armenian genocide in 1915 is still denied by Turkey to this day. (And still not federally recognized by America due to political reasons.) Denying the genocide means you think my grandparents, great-grandparents, and all Armenians at the time, are…

I disagree. Birth control is available over the counter in a lot of countries and is very safe on the whole, and there are a lot of people for whom the requirement to see a doctor is a substantial burden.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

Yeah where is this fucking snow?

Ellie, I was just going to ask the same thing. Who the fuck is trudging through the snow? I can believe someone tearfully begging Cruz, perhaps not to vote for Trump but maybe for Cruz to disappear completely. But snow???

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

No no no no no. Not Martin Sheen. I CANNOT have West Wing taken away from me.

So nothing but a straw man and baseless speculation?

Yep. Precisely. I think a lot of us, for lack of a better word, do fantasize about a post-apocalyptic world- it’s embarrassing to admit to it, but a world where you’re fighting for survival? Hey, that would be exciting stuff. But we need to be able to separate the fact from the fantasy.

Trump is the president America deserves. Specifically Millenial Bernie supporters who supported him right up until he told them something they didn’t like (i.e., don’t be insane and elect Trump by accident), but really all the rest of these dumb fuckers as well.

Against. All. Odds.

Well, yeah!

Gosh, I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump might not have our collective interests at heart.

They have been doing it the entire campaign season. It is not like they were going to wise up now.

Guys, I think we got played.

THIS. A recent poll shows nearly 1/3 of Millennials supporting Johnson or Stein. They are too young to remember the nightmare of 2000 when Nader essentially handed the election to Bush. At the time his supporters claimed they needed to “send a message” to the establishment and were making a principled stand.

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…