Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…

If these are the people mounting the insurrection, I think we’ve got a shot at winning.

Here’s the part where I whisper that although I admire Glennon’s social media savvy and commitment to social justice causes, I actually find her writing style annoying (the coining of cutesy new words like “brutiful” — ugh!) and am also baffled by the cult-like devotion of her fans, many of whom act like she is…

I thought Weiner was really honest in saying it's her shit, not Glennon. It's her story - her pRoblem, her jealous rage. But then again, I fucking loved her tantrum because it's something we all do, and are embarrassed about feeling. We all have entitlement issues, we all feel like little kids sometimes. I mean, at…

A lot of people love Doyle and her blog, Momastery, and I’m sure she’s a great writer, but as a writer myself, I understand Weiner’s frustration. I feel like Oprah probably loves Doyle’s book but probably wants to tap into Doyle’s million-strong blog audience to promote OWN, honestly. Plus, Doyle’s cheating ex-husband…

Just wanted to go on record and tell you all that In Her Shoes is one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time.

Thank you! Bragging about one’s virginity is as cringy as bragging about one’s sexcapades, and neither are any of my business.

What I tell myself is this:

While I do agree with the Sears attachment parenting philosophy, on the anti-vaccine front, the Sears are more full of shit than a too small diaper after a jar full of prunes.

Supposedly Serena was a mix of Schlafly and Tammy Bakker. I see Bakker in references to the televangelism and make up, but Tammy was compassionate to the gay and HIV/AIDS communities when no on else wanted them. Serena would never do that, and that’s where Phyllis comes in.

I honestly think that part of being a member of the GOP is having a very under-developed sense of empathy. They can ONLY understand experiences they have personally gone through.

Bye, Phyllis.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

She is so fucking brave. I applaud women every time they talk about their experiences unapologetically but it hurts my heart that she is so young.

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

I don’t understand how it’s possible to remain “best friends” with someone like that.

I had a friend start going into the whole “Clinton and Trump are corrupt as hell, that’s why I’m voting for Gary Johnson”.

“Oh really? Awesome. He’s been so fantastic I’d totally support him."

Me: That would be wonderful!