I’m fucking terrified - just from the plot summary.

Somebody on Gawker spoiled the ENTIRE twist with no warning just to be a dick so I don’t even know if I want to see this now. The twists are the best part!

Re your in-the-greys question: Yes they do.

After a very long (and very booze-filled) night of camping, my boyfriend and I went to his nearby hometown to pick up our idiot dog his parents had graciously watched. Instead of hopping into the car like she was supposed to, aforementioned idiot dog made a mad dash through town, galloping her way through people’s…

I wish cause of death was stated more often. I am thinking of two people I know who died of complications from bulimia. Last year there was a girl I went to high school with who died over the winter holiday break from medical school. She was a beautiful girl, brilliant, and was nearly through with medical school. If…

Finish your degree and then think about kids. The thing about kids is, NOTHING gets done once they’re here. NOTHING. I haven’t blown dried my hair in months. If I can’t find time to blow dry my hair, I certainly couldn’t find the time to finish a college degree. You still have time.

Someday you may decide to be a mom and you’ll be able to give your child(ren) so much more because of your education. No one can tell anyone that they must ever have children, nor at some particular time so IDK why what sis is doing at any particular moment makes you a loser, sweetie. If you have a sis who’s 23 then…

You found Frette sheets at Tuesday Morning. *My* Tuesday Morning smells like farts and sadness. So. Jealous.

I’m watching Gossip Girl on Netflix and eating some kick ass macaroni and cheese while I contemplate getting another tattoo. It’s the little things in life, y’all.

That was me, totally. I have never loved my name (though I kind of grew into it) and so I was constantly selecting new ones for myself. I would change all my school name tags and such, or just create new ones. among the names I begged people to call me:

(I have dry, sensitive skin) My all time favorite, hands down holy grail for my parched skin is Dr. Jart+ Ceramidin Cream. It’s $48 for 1.6 oz so it’s a biiiiiiit (lol) pricey but it is so. worth. it. And a little goes a long, long way. It’s thick without feeling heavy on the skin. I highly recommend heading to a…

Glossybox this month was TERRIBLE! It was so disappointing that I’ve actually paused my subscription for now. I didn’t like anything except the glamglow and that's not worth the $20 box for me. Also, I use a TON of black eyeliner so I would've loved that eyeliner except that it sucked. It literally did not work at all.

I have had dessert like skin for a while now. My more exspensive favorist is the shiseido benefiance line. Use the skin softener instead of toner and you will be so happy. On the inexspensive end, I use Centifil cream on my face all the time. A huge tub is like $13 and if you are using any addition serums or…

I’ve always been a Much Ado about Nothing fan. So cheeky!

As an inspiring creative writer, I’m not sure how high I’d have to be to come up with this scenario. Truth is stranger than fiction. Bravo.

You’re Amy Schumer and this is from a new movie, right?

Unless they plan to show me a Weekend At Bernie’s-esque time, they better well fucking cremate me.

Which is so funny, considering how anti-”reputation” Jesus was.

You know, if you put the two of them together, you might come out with a fairly balanced human being.