I massaged Assman for comment

Genesis

I really wish more sponsors would do fun stuff like this. I mean don’t get me wrong, this is specifically fucking terrifying and I’ll be up all night shivering every time I hear a car drive by in the fear that it’s this one come to get me but in general it’s a good thing.  

Oh, I shredded some gnar:

We gutted and lifted ours, the embarrassing part was that by the time we fell in love with it, it was too far gone and ended up in a demo derby

Oh my god! I had this same conversation with my wife on Thursday when a little old lady rolls by in a brand new M6 Gran Coupe. Why?! I ask out loud. My wife literally says: “Because she can.” End scene. Too funny.

Why does an 80 year old woman ‘need’ that car?

We had one of those Siennas (still do, in fact, 280,000 miles and counting).  It went plenty fast.

I see a bumper sticker like that, and I don’t know why, but I’m compelled to pass them. Drop it down into 2nd or 3rd and punch it just to make sure they can hear you.

Neutral: Time to bust out the old Bennett Buggy

fireball and a line of coke always starts things off. #partystarted

HOW TO:

The G35 is fairly popular where I am (Toronto area). They certainly nailed the design, especially the coupes.

In that vein, I had a Y50 M45 for a couple years and it was a hoot. Magnificent engine—really reminiscent of the 4.4l in the E39 540i, but with more of an edge in the exhaust note, and the best slushbox I’ve ever driven. Nicely buttoned-down chassis, really moves when you ask it and makes a great noise, but really…

The Juke was Good

Infiniti Q-whatever Redsports are down below 30k already. Thats a lot of fast turbo slushboxy goodness for the money. They made them with AWD too.

Winnipeg

Correction: I did not “run marketing.” I worked as a marketing manager for the VP of Marketing, John Kramer (formerly from Chrysler). I was just a 20-something “underling” at the time.

I so don’t care about either of them. Especially Kanye.