Objective observation: I worked as a parts manager in a Hyundai store for a couple years. Before that, I was in service as technician, service writer, de facto service manager, and QA for Acura. Spent about 15 years with Acura, even through the automatic transmission debacle of the mid-aughts. Hyundai/Kia does have…

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

YES EXACTLY 100 PERCENT 

Xanga was like, after.

Stop reminding me how long ago that was!

man, the good ol’ days

This is an interesting suggestion. I’m going to look into it more because I love the W211 E55.

all my friends are dead
push me to the edge

I believe the correct term is “Mall Goth”

Dear LiveJournal,

Hawthorne Heights wow, that was a while ago now. I am surprised you didn’t mention AFI.

And this is why Kristen is the best thing to happen to Jalopnik in years.

Should’ve held this post until Thursday.

This Escalade aspires to own a hearse.

Not enough ugh

The right answer to that question is “we’ll MAKE it fit.”

Yep, third most important skill behind:

My first car...’89 LeMans hand-me-down. I got my first ticket in it, too: “display of power” in that POS. I amazed myself (and the officer moreso) that I got an automatic Lemans to spin it’s tires. He was laughing while walking up to the car and said, “how the hell did you do that in that?”