A show of hands for people who would love a regular F-35 flyby and would put up with the noise for the occasional impromptu airshow?

Why is that “someone’s” and not yours? Keep the family history alive.

And sadly, I’m at an age now where my fantasies about two women involve one of them cooking and the other cleaning...

Name’s Beretta. Chevrolet Beretta.

“Brad is so in love with his stupid Bronco... I could be completely naked and he’d still notice the truck before he noticed me.”

That’s unfortunate about the rain thing...

If that were my Mercedes SL she were sitting on, she’d be in for a good spanking.

It’s hard not to take a guy who shows up for a barfight carrying a hatchet seriously, but the name doesn’t do him any favors. Wonder what he was driving?

In 1953, around my seventh birthday, my parents purchased a used 1953 Ford Victoria coupe with 1500 miles on it. The color scheme was the reverse of the one shown, with a white bottom and a red top. I remember how much smaller it was than the 1949 Buick Roadmaster they traded in. IIRC, the most notable thing about the…

I’m liking Tesla less and less while simultaneously liking SpaceX more and more.

Those coveralls are not OSHA approved.

Congrats on COTD my fellow Jalops.

I must be doing it wrong... I’m getting into 3rd at 100mph...

No interior is complete without piano baking varnish.

Shit, I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love some “large yacht-class portholes” in my vehicle. Sounds classy.

Speak for yourself, but I could use some hard-boiled flying dynamics:

I assume that SUV was dropped there by a helicopter, because how else are there no tire tracks??

Plumbers who drive like assholes?

Afraid of turtles.

Don’t you tell me what to do, Kristen. I will live my life a quarter mile at a time if I want to! You’re not my supervisor!