Also literally the only situation where vertical video is warranted too.

Roger Federer. It’s weird, you’d think he would have plenty of his own, or could afford to buy some. But he steals them. Nobody knows why.

Labrador retrievers?

Usually you make a deposit after eating at Taco Bell.

The only way to eat KFC: in your underwear, self consciously.

Land on destroyers in high seas, check.

agreed. I just want a little compact again, not a 2010 f150

Also gives you some good metallic taste to match what you’re working on for that full sensory exposure experience.

I prefer not to have a flashlight in my mouth because it allows for rampant unbridled cursing.

I prefer holding a flashlight in my mouth because it also muffles the cursing.

I bought a cheap Range Rover. Biggest ripoff of my life.

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

1972 Morgan Plus 4

i bought an 850 with a 6 speed around a year ago that was actually featured on jalopnik nice price or crack pipe!

Right? That thing’s got some juice. They should use this in an ad. The Dukes of Hazard wouldn’t have tried to clear that Hyundai.

Jalop hangover cure: blunder on down to your garage and grab your torch kit. Flush the lines with O2, then give yourself a couple quick shots of good old oxygen: does wonders to clear the head.

Good ideas.................first to get dressed, then visit bar downstairs.

Need to wash and wax my car then stick it in the garage. I obviously need to do this to put it on eBay and Craigslist with the description “washed and waxed everyday this year, always garage kept.”

Mid engined Corvette is a updated Corvair.

There was much debate on that a few months ago...