I have a truck, a Trans Am, a c3 corvette.

That technique just sort of skips the middleman where I put it into the engine before it leaks all over the place. Probably prevents rust too.

I will have to give it some thought.

When Clarkson drove the Jaguar XJ220, he had to tape the stereo in place so it wouldn’t come out during hard acceleration, because it had on a prior drive.

Yah, but you know who doesn’t have awful long-term reviews? Elio.

Those damn Lucas electronics. Always so sensitive about letting the blue smoke out.

Open the overhead bin in flight? Last time I saw that happen the cockpit door wasn’t even closed.

It’s bright blue, so I can normally find it fairly easily.

You could say the same thing about masturbation...never mind, I think I’m only reinforcing your point.

How are you finding the Focus RS?

Rolling up the rush hour 405 in a 1965 220 MB with four on the tree, eating a Niberino’s meatball sandwich.

I took this shot just the other day. It almost makes me what to give up riding my motorcycle on the street and get a trail bike. That and the guy I saw last year going 65 eating pie with a plate and fork and neither hand on the wheel.

don’t tell me what to do. I’ve got a right to wear cats if I damn well please.

One day I passed a guy in on the highway in Atlanta who was reading a book while driving at ~65 mph. And this was in-town.

If I have to eat, I only do it at stoplights and always keep an eye on the other direction’s light, so I’m ready when mine turns green. I also do not wear cats.

I really try not to it is so dangerous to drive distracted. At least I am not wearing a cat.

Tracy is (was) an engineer. Sterility is irrelevant.

“It was still pinging a hundred rads at 3am and I’m supposed to leave for Moab at 7. I only made it out in time because my buddy loaned me his surplus radiation suit.”

If you’re coming to Moab this year, bring your lead bib!

“I just bought a ‘85 Kamaz and need to get it below 300 millirems in only 16 days!” 

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