Not if you’re Ted Cruz, you don’t.

Don’t you actually need to show up for your job in order to have your co-workers hate your guts?

I have only said like 10000 times I will be a private citizen in January.

I have no desire to downplay the heroism on that fateful day.

The internet is making everyone crazy.

This seems like an incredibly well structured and reasonable experiment that is definitely based on scientific principles and also reality. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong.

so you aren’t going to donate to my kickstarter or what

You are all so brave

Let me guess: Handler never has shit to say about Brad Pitt?

Now, today, that may seem to be an odd choice for Calvin’s dad, who seemed to have a decent mid-level white collar job, owned a home, and all those trappings of middle class living.

Sounds like you could use a blanket. :/

The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine.

Not loving the hair, Tay Tay. Not. Loving. The Hair.

This is bullshit of the highest order. Kanye is the Taylorest Swiftiest in the universe and he made that bitch famous and he invented leather jogging pants! Where my damn croissant!!!

It isn’t so much body-shaming as totally inappropriate cultural fat-phobic reinforcement at far too tender/impressionable an age. Which may be even more messed up.

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

MARK! *HUGS*

I’m a woman in her 30s and I’d rather read a book I’ve read 20 times before than watch a live Beyonce concert. I think she has a nice voice and all, but her music just isn’t my style. George and I should form a club.