I’ll show you all.

Yeah, I’d like to support the sisterhood on this, but I just can’t, mainly because I despise him just that much. If Melania didn’t know what she was getting into by marrying the controversial rich asshole, accent on “asshole,” that’s kind of her problem. Some small part of me thinks she is seriously wondering what she…

Based on my observation of fellow Californian motorists in the rain, there are two distinct schools of thought on this issue.

“Steer into the skid” is what they hammer into you in snow driving- it essentially means if the rear is to the right of the front, turn right. if it’s to the left, turn left.

It’s a way to get people to remember that if the car is moving right but pointing left, steering left won’t make it go that way.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

I’ve been a poor single working parent and an upper class married working parent, and imo upper class white married parents who are miserable are full of bullshit. On a daily basis, the worst thing parenting is 99% of the time is tedious. And yes at times it’s exhausting. But my kids were also fun and entertaining.…

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

51 bananas a day

Why did I read all of that.

Goodbye. I have perished from the stupidity of this article. I’ve loved you all.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

Ok, we all know this little girl probably just has a serious face combined with understandably not wanting to be tired, hungry, and surrounded by strangers shoving cameras in her face. But, man do these two little girls and their mom make a sad photo op. The way they both hold on to Heidi’s hands so tightly, like they…

As someone who had raging resting angry face as a child, I feel ya, Caroline. I feel ya so hard. You are adorable and dignified and one day you’ll use that glare to instantly wither asshole high school classmates, gross men in bars and anyone else who gets in your way.

How many will say in their confessional-style asides that the trip is a really great idea for the family because of “all that’s been going on lately” or some version of that?

I can’t stop staring at how different the colors are between their faces and hands. @_@

The GOP exists because their base either believes in the Just World fallacy or has a Dunning Krueger cognitive bias.

Lemony Spinach & Vegetable Hotpot

I ate a Gracias Madre on Wednesday for the first time and it was quite delicious!

“You’re a bad parent, you’re the reason you child is sick.” Literally just heard these words from my mother two weeks ago as she yelled at me on the phone after I had already asked her to stop bc I’d had a very stressful week trying to figure out why my child has migraines. In addition to a huge week at work, and the…