Thank God I caught this early, I need advice and support, please.

I didn’t even read the article yet. I came straight here just to see what other people would say about that abomination of a blouse.

Hello Jezzies! I could use some reassurance. So pregnancy is chugging along, and I’ll be 27 weeks tomorrow. I had my 1hr glucose test for gestational diabetes, and I failed- sort of. My doctor sets the cutoff at 130, but many doctors set it at 140, and I came in at 139. I have to go in for the three hour test this…

If he does ask, act like you don’t know what he’s talking about. Or tell him he packed them. Let it irritate the fuck out of him.

Uh, no. Just throw them in the trash.

It’s so you know they’re big men in charge

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

I had a roommate in college who swore she didn’t know how to clean. I wrote down detailed instructions on what needed to be cleaned, how often, and with what cleaning product. Then it changed to she didn’t see the mess. Like, she legit argued she couldn’t tell the difference between a countertop just wiped clean and…

Baba Yaga vs. Gorgon was painful, both deserve to make the Final Four.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

Dear MVP,

I knew someone who was living with her partner 20 years, kids, etc. He had a massive heart attack and died and surprise! Without legal marriage she couldn’t get social security survivor benefits, she was unable to work for various reasons, and she and her youngest (a teen) ended up in a homeless shelter. Marriage…

Hi there! Lawyer here, married to another lawyer. Our first anniversary was in June.

Listen the legal protection alone is something you guys need to discuss no matter what you decide. If one of you gets sick, if you aren’t married then you may have limited access to them or their finances. If you have children and one of you dies and the house isn’t in your name, their could be legal repercussions etc…

No, it makes your husband sound like a child who lives in denial.

I think getting your own place before breaking up, if you’re sure you’re going to do it, is perfect advice. If I’m breaking up with someone, they’re not going to convince me to stay, and I sure as fuck don’t want to be living with them afterward.

No way, the advice is sound. If the other person is hurt, they’re going to be obsessively speculating over how long you’d been mulling the break-up anyway. Having a place lined up is the best possible insurance against a bad situation developing, and is more than worth the possible marginal discomfort to the dumpee.

If she’s 100% certain the relationship is over and there’s nothing he can do to change it, I think ending it definitively and giving him space is the kindest thing to do. Breakups are truly the worst, and the only thing that helps is time. The only real kindness you can show when dumping someone is to be firm and…