If Aaron Carter beat Shaq, surely he can beat meth!

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

Can we stop this? Do you think that these women have the luxury of looking at stupid pictures of animals to make them feel better? If you can’t handle it, fine. Log out. But stop trying to derail with requests for pictures of animals. It is beyond obnoxious at this point.

I know this was posted on Tweet Beat but still applies.

I think it’s obvious who wins here:

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

There’s gonna be a lotta mansplaining today!

At what point do we display our allegiances by throwing plastic rats on the court?

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

I’m so glad we have Piers Morgan to tell us what feminism is really about. What would we do without him?

I have with an Ex and FYI it feels exactly like these:

I can’t wait until the last scene of episode one where Daenerys pulls off her mask and reveals she was Jon Snow the whole time.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY.

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

As a hearing impaired person who relies on lip reading for many of my interactions I insist that this darling young girl is saying “Why not toast?”. Watch carefully. You WILL agree.