the device looked like a bomb

Or Ted.

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

A sex doll. How thought-provoking and imaginative.

idk i like hiking

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

Are you some kind of heathen who doesn’t first fold the corners of your chip bags inward to make a pointed triangle such that the clothespin chip clip’s pressure is most efficiently used?

You're a designer. Design something. It's not just that they ripped off sacred symbols- they also didn't give a crap about reworking any of the elements into an original design. It's basically a forgery.

See also: alternative turkey (eta: which paultoes beat me to!)

Nothing will top last year’s Thanksgiving.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

It’s reassuring to know that there are other people who hold themselves to a stupidly high standard and then break down because they’re afraid they won’t meet it and then everyone will hate them. And then cry on strangers.

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

I was walking down the street recently, and stopped at an intersection. A helicopter flew overhead, kind of low and I burst into tears. Everyone stared.

I just started a new job a week ago. Went to a training day a couple of days ago but everyone else on the training day had been in their post a few months, as opposed to four days. I hadn’t even been put on the company system or had any of the documents and I didn’t know any of the job terminology or have access to…

I don’t know for sure, but I think she was talking about a movie where a vehicle had to maintain a certain speed. If it didn’t keep up that speed, the vehicle would explode. So the speed of the vehicle was the important plot point. I believe it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”