Love them!!!!!!!

I am so excited Jezzies! I decided to pull the trigger on getting a kitten. I’ve never had a cat before and I’m kind of nervous about doing a good job taking care of it. I’ve had dogs, but how do I cat? What do kittens like to play with? How likely is it that I could train one to use a toilet? Give me your best cat…

The stupidity of this comment is actually amazing.

So its a Passport for the UK to represent the people of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

[long fart noise]

The man is a living bingo card. Just the same stuff over and over again.

Ha! That's just what I was thinking about. Women are so vile and yet somehow babies keep being made...

He looks like you mixed Leonardo DiCaprio with a little splash of Matt Damon.

I get kinda angry at the modern Crowley-type faux witches hawking their wares in Salem. There were no witches in Salem, Danvers or anywhere else. They most especially didn’t follow the Victorian model of witchcraft that Crowley outlined. They also weren’t the hippie/goth earth wiccans either. As Schiff points out,…

I can’t quite get my head around the contradictory desire among so many white people to be racist but not be called racist.

I’m realizing just how many decisions I made as a young person that sacrificed my happiness just to keep everyone else around me happy. Too many of them are irreversible at this point. It highlights the importance of teaching young girls that their happiness is valuable, too, and that they shouldn’t have to repeatedly…

isn’t that the fucking worst?

It’s funny because that’s how I feel about alcohol. Booze baffles me. Headache, dehydration, not to mention the hangover.

I don't get why people drink. It either makes me sick or makes me sleepy. To each his own.

You ow me a new pair of eyes. I clawed them out.

that hair...