Society tells us that men should be leaders because they’re superior to women yet they can’t control themselves around women they find attractive. I don’t get it.

...but not me though, that shit is gross.

I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

“Tartine” is French for “I can charge you 12.00 for this without blinking, hayseed.”

Way too damn far. I should write them a strongly worded napkin.

Charging for ketchup?!? That is just going too far!

My limey brain got confused and I was like ‘How can someone not think chips are delicious?’ And then I remembered that you call crisps chips and I was like ‘Wait, how can someone not think crisps are delicious?’ Basically potato. All potato is good potato. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

A new bar/restaurant just opened up in town last week. Sandwiches range from $11 to $16. That’s pricey but I can deal. ALL of the sides are $5+. Oh, and additional charge of $1 if you want ketchup with your order of $6 waffle fries. I will not be returning. Thieving, greedy assholes.

I’ll be real w you this avocado toast is garbage you deserve more from life

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

The aspiring divinity student told detectives that a “moment of ‘divine inspiration’” caused him to stop.

It’s killing me that he is an aspiring divinity student!

i dont think there is anything wrong with boning someone just to get yourselves off, just as long as both parties are on the same page

“moment of ‘divine inspiration’” caused him to stop.

I. Can’t this morning. I don’t know why; but the rage. Please keep following this. Jesus fucking christ on a motherfucking cracker. We need to have a revolution in this country. the 98% against the 2%.

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

I’m too old to put up with shitty male behavior. I’m sorry, I’ve just had it. The catcalling, the violence, the entitlement, the leaving the seat up, all of it. If you can’t behave like a decent human being, you can get the fuck out.