Gladiator sandals are my special pet peeve. First, ugly. Really really ugly. Next, sandals at a music festival? Nasty. Third, what's the point in sandals that restrict any part of your legs? Fourth, they make everyone look short and fat. Everyone.

Don't bring a hair dryer to Europe unless you bought your hair dryer in Europe. Full stop.

Maybe we’ll all be dead soon?

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

Vas a ser rica! Solo no te metas a la politica... PLS.

seems related

That’s... EIGHT LOKOS!!! :-O

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

YOU WERE HAVING A SEIZURE AND THEY IGNORED YOU

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

One Friday at a college quad event I was two Four Lokos into my journey of mid-day inebriation and was refusing to get out of the rented dunk tank (which was THE FUNNEST THING IN THE WORLD when both trashed and hyper-energized). Long story short, after 20 minutes of being violently dropped and jostled I obviously…

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…

I have a super dramatic fainting story. When I was in college, whenever I came home for breaks I had to go to church with my family (I was an atheist then as now, but it was a requirement of the house.) It was a super conservative catholic church with latin mass. It goes without saying there was to be no eating before…

(I am writing this on behalf of my dog).

I wish I could permanently airbrush my stretch marks. I went from 175 lbs to 105 lbs and I look like I have stripes on my thighs and abdomen.

Also, consider adopting an older animal! I got a senior cat from a friend and she's the best pal I could ever ask for. Trained, calm, and just wants to be on your lap/against your side the entire time. I lucked out because she's really healthy *knock on wood* and still quite active/vocal/responsive, but having her has…

Knowing the Boston Herald I am not surprised. Right wing tabloid, not really a newspaper.

The moment a Christian is refused service, goods, housing, a loan or employment is the day Indiana gives this law the scrutiny it deserves. Troll them, Wiccans. Troll them hard.

it's fate for us asians. just happens.

All the times I’ve said something to a man, was kind of ignored, then what I said was repeated by another man and that turned out to be a great idea/funny/helpful/worthy of attention.