The only chocolate that tastes like ham.

“In your pants?”

I'm with your husband on this: get an actual reusable water bottle. Better for your wallet and MUCH MUCH better for the environment.

Um, this is entirely unreasonable. Buy one good water bottle that is suitable for reuse and use it forever. Stop buying water bottles. You are indeed a wasteful monster. Make an effort to change your habits because you are clearly in the wrong. You create this problem. Solve it yourself.

“If i was there, I could’ve stopped the Boston bombing” - Mark Wahlberg, probably

Seems like January Jones has a thing for blandly handsome comedians who’ve starred on SNL.

coakley was a decent civil servant but just an atrocious politician. i watched on of her debates against baker and, while i have a low level political background, i am just like, a grub, and i literally would have won. she's smart and sharp but she's not quick, good with words, and she has no charm. SHOULD that…

I worked in restaurants all throughout my 20's. Sexual harassment is a part of the job, so much so that, as both CA Pinkham and the woman in this story say, you just grow accustomed to it being a part of the job, ESPECIALLY from the kitchen staff. I have this strange feeling even typing this, that just acknowledging…

Correction: the attorney general is Maura Healey. She replaced Martha Coakley. Yes, the same one that lost to both Scott Brown and Charlie Baker. Healey is a considerable step up from Coakley.

OMG OL’ PATTY

I saw someone say she looks like a Gelfling now, and... I can’t un-see the comparison.

Reading this, I couldn't help but remember that thousands of Americans are being locked in isolation in prisons all over the country. I don't care what they did, no one deserves to sit and feel their brains dissolving. Especially when psychological rehabilitation works so much better. But, as a culture, we don't seem…

They try and turn a human heart into a radio and give awards to the people who are most successful what is confusing about this

Society spends a lot of time telling women that we are extras in our own sex lives instead of a lead role. It doesn't shock me when I hear of women who spend years in relationships with little to no reciprocation.

Right? 'Oh no guys! I looked at the world's blowjob inventory and there are missing blowjobs! We counted them all! A few are missing. Why isn't this cat lady coming up with the missing blowjobs?!"

Back in the day when I was in the dating scene (6 months ago), I began chatting with a woman online. I gave her my number, she texted, I called, we talked for a few hours and I asked her out. We talk each night leading up to the date, but on the day of, she calls and says she has an ear infection. I tell her it's…

When I was in eleventh grade, my depression was getting out of control. I was actually about two months away from a suicide attempt, but obviously didn't know that yet. I was taking chemistry with an evil teacher who clearly hated students and was just waiting for full pension. He was a bully to his students and I…