Yes, because if a person has one negative trait, it means they can never ever be recognized for any positive thing they ever did. Their entire existence must be treated as one total embarrassment to the human race. People are not complex individuals, with often contradictory views and behaviors; they are either Good…

Flannel never really left you. When you saw only one set of footprints, that was when flannel carried you.

This is the type of article that Jezebel has been lacking of late. I really wish one of you would take up the torch and run a regular feature regarding reproductive rights / women's rights.

I could totally live without another fangirl piece on a pop star ever appearing on Jezebel.

If only you ate virtuously enough, you would live forever.

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

And there is no way this cleanses one's uterus. Even if your vagina were hanging 0pen without the help of a speculum, your cervix would keep the steam or mist or whatever the hell it is out of your uterus. Thankfully.

"It is an energetic release" like trauma, I'm guessing. Your body is releasing endorphins to deal with the terror of steam down there.

So whenever talk turns to Gwyneth's crotchal area all I remember is the article I read years ago about a bikini waxing place that had a signed picture from Goop on their wall, where she'd thanked the waxer and wrote "you've changed my life!" If a bikini waxer could change your life just how hairy were you?

This is most likely harmful, because it will upset the natural vaginal flora, but if it was actually legit steam it would be even more harmful, because it would burn the fuck out of you.

"O'Reilly tries to chalk the whole thing up to Kelly being charming, which, yeah, she is."

when I was in high school I gave myself a pixie cut and I usually wore super baggy jnco jeans and band tees. I got asked all the fucking time if I "was trying to be a boy." Until Bruce says "I am a trans woman" who gives a fuck if he likes manicures and grows out his hair. You give Jared fucking Leto a pass, why not…

I just can't see this ever happening. From the interviews I've seen LL completely lacks not only the coping mechanisms but also any sort of critical thinking skills necessary to move forward in life. Very sad actually.

According to TMZ, Tamika Fuller (pictured above on the far right) says the rapper-cum-actor initially wanted her to abort their daughter Cai Bridges when she told him she was pregnant. Fuller says he "offered her $10,000 and a house if she lost the baby."

yes please

*It's about Ethics in Our Childhoods.

For reals... If I want to revisit my childhood, I'll FUCKING WATCH THE ORIGINAL.

I not so secretly hope she finds a way into public service after the White House. Senator Obama had such a nice sound when it was Barack; imagine now Senator Michelle Obama.