That doesn't strike me as a bad deal at all if she has the money. A regular retirement home is $80,000 a year according to Google, and you don't get lobster or ballroom dancing every night at one of those.

We all die alone anyway Jana.

This has always been my interpretation of her struggles with the media. I think it's taken her awhile to understand that the environment she grew up in is not the one she is currently inhabiting.

Well, it's about time. Not that this excuses her, but from how I see it, she's the daughter of a generation of New York City artists who made careers for themselves by being very much unfiltered (and often in a manner that was very candid about the human body and sexuality). It seems like she's trying to take that art…

Did anyone read about her calling Howard Stern a feminist? I don't know how anyone can take this woman seriously. She's the kind of person who thinks that sharing the most grotesque tidbits about herself makes her edgy and cool when really she's just a gross, over sharing attention seeker. No one wanted to know that…

I think big naturals are more unruly to deal with than big fakes. I'm a C now and they bug me when they move or touch when I sleep on my side. I have sleep bras and a spacer to keep them stationary. I'M GONNA LOVE EM EVEN MORE IF I GO BIGGER THO, RIGHT?

I'm not 100% against big boobs on small frames if they're in the right place. Its clearly the look she was going for; but I don't think she anticipated that they would drop and spread like they did. They're a foot apart and yet still somehow nearing the bellybutton for heavens sake.

That was right after she got the implants (and why I'm named what I am, incidentally) and before they had settled.

The tags used to be visible before one of the many site overhauls. I can't imagine why they would remove that feature.

How do none of these mamas have stretch marks? What did I do wrong? I know I know, love your body blah blah blah, God I am furious with envy. I'm sorry, but I am.

There is no way to tell these are Dirt Bags from the mobile home page. This has been a problem for a while now (not a specific complaint to Karen). Can Jezebel standardize this somehow? Either have everyone bold the celebrity names even in the big paragraphs, or write Dirt Bag IN the title, or tell the programmers to…

That woman is a brick house. I'd have been tangled in that string for hours confused as to how to wrap it up through my butt.

I love the X-Files. Love it. I grew up on the show and have despite some of the terrible, terrible episodes, despite the more and more ridiculous conspiracy plotline (great until about the black oil was introduced and then it just got increasingly silly, with moments of awesome), and the Mulder-less season (though…

No, not — it's DIFFERENT. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

Right? Christian evangelicals have more in common with radical Muslims than they'd like to admit.

Good call. Burkas are the way to go, since men simply can't be controlled.

And, apparently, they used a picture of Stephanie Beacham for their transphobic hack job. Damn you, InTouch. Not only are you assholes but you dared to touch the sacred ground that is Dynasty.

This got to me too. I love my glasses! I have kind of a long face, and they widen it a little/break up the expanse between my cheekbones and jawline. I have a bunch of different pairs so I can wear what goes with my outfit, and IDGAF if anybody thinks I should wear contacts instead.