The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Come the bridal shower, my sister sent the fiancee a gift: the bridesmaid's dress. Apparently it caused quite the stir when the fiancee opened the gift at the shower.

how much you wannna bet that she smoked some weed and got all panicky about how she got the munchies and ate a taco. girl has food issues.

Yeah sure i will def pack a bowl of skinnygirl weed right after i pour myself some nonalcoholic beer.

but will it make you less bitchy ??

God, quit trying to ruin everything by tying it to weight. Let us have this one thing.

It's hard to focus on the picture when I am deafened by the cavernous roar of her empty womb. Very distracting.

He's got a Diet John Travolta thing going on.

Except Jane Fonda. She's the only one that we let leave

Nah, I think she was just pointing out how much skinnier and "better looking" she was compared to how she looks now.

I come from a staunch Catholic family, including a cousin currently serving as a priest in the Vatican. My cousin...I will refer to as "Father Bobby" is pretty much the coolest Catholic cat I know. Whenever he is in town from Rome, I travel up to our old neighborhood in Baltimore city, and we have a few beers.

It's still probably hurtful to hear another woman, and a very famous one at that, talk about your dead husband being the love of her life, regardless of whether she wants him back or not. Jennifer Aniston's love life is a favorite topic of the tabloids, and her mentioning Daniel McDonald is certified to get the man's…

You have to love this logic. The Catholic Church is controlled and run by men, administered by men and only allow men leadership positions but women are the blame for men not filling the pews on Sunday because a few women teach 6 year olds about God at a weekly class.

Yeah, I saw that, and was like "So, they're getting raped by ghosts?"

"Women are going to be sexually assaulted. And, men are going to be falsely accused of sexual assault. "

Mock, you're a bad father and it sounds like you raised a rapist.

Gaslighting is certainly enough reason to pull the plug on a marriage. It isn't a relationship without an equal balance of power, and gaslighting is abusive.

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.