"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

Really, just to be humble. Not a pushover, humble.

What the actual fuck? These people are monsters. It's mind boggling how someone you trusted could treat you like that. But don't stick around trying to understand, get out of there, it's the best thing for you. Btw you sound like an amazing pet parent. Don't let them get to you.

To regulate shade, we must first define it.

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

Fuck RDJ. Also Iron Man sucks. Yeah, I said it.

You mentioned this in passing so I just want to pull it back out of the ether:

Women of color are vulnerable. Women of SIZE are also vulnerable (regardless of color, but especially if they are both of color AND size).

All the discussions sparked around this issue seem to focus entirely on the fact that women are…

YES. I actually think "The Perfect Body" is way more fitting and "A Body For Every Body" annoys me much more. They don't provide sizes for every body and they don't portray varying body types in their campaign. It seems like way more of an F-off to those of us that don't fit their mold.

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

I'm not sure it really matters what the ad campaign is called. When a store only sells garments that fit "perfect" bodies, and only has ads featuring "perfect" bodies (the bodies of Angels, no less!!) we all get the message anyway.

HURK.

What I don't get is how assisted suicide death with dignity is against God's will, but keeping someone alive via life support is not? You're either down with God's powers or you're not, ya know?

There's actually nothing wrong with Massachusetts drivers, except for their insistence on following an entirely different set of traffic rules from the rest of the country.

I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

Phase them out.

Sea urchin. Can't handle that texture :(

I've been reading Jezebel for about 5 years, but never comment. I was hoping to get some relationship advice if possible. Lately, I've been very jealous of one of my fiancé's female coworkers (We'll call her Sam and fiancé, Jarod). They have all these inside jokes and seem very close. They also text outside of work.…

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