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"For just 80 cents a day, you can give an actress or pop star the women's history and feminist theory education they so desperately need. Please call today."

She also announced she was changing her name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits" and plans to leave earth for Eroticon 6 as soon as it is feasible. Apparently was also quoted as calling Zaphod Beeblebrox "The best bang since the big one"

I'm going with "not real." I admit I don't really know plastic surgery works, but there's like not enough skin between boobs to accommodate a (relatively) big implant, much less make it look like an actual boob. Right?

Cereal is also this:

This has been on my mind for the longest time. Many a time white men have shown anger more than any other emotion. Just go on Tinder. It's extremely easy to piss off a white dude there. But white men have the privilege of being seen as complex human beings who aren't defined by one emotion. Not only that, white men

Jennifer Lopez has been offered a lube sponsorship. Not quite sure what a lube sponsorship is

Thank you! That's basically exactly what I'm going through. A few people have said something along the lines of "just break up and find someone else, what's the big deal?" and I'm glad you can validate my feelings that finding a relationship this good is a big deal and shouldn't just be thrown away. I'm really happy

THANK YOU, MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS! WILL MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW YOUR SAGE ADVICE FROM NOW ON! WITHOUT YOU, WE ARE NOTHING! AHHHHHHH!

I hate planning this wedding. I hate it so much. I wanted to elope but this was really important to fiance so we're going ahead with a 200 person affair. It. is. insane. At first I thought it would be fun, but it's not. I used to think a wedding was about two people making a commitment. Turns out it's about renting

I had a thought recently that made me kind of sad, in a weird way.

I am in the same boat as you. I am a week out of a c - section - went through a 40 hour labor, tried to do everything natural - but I ended up with a 10lbs 11oz baby, her head would not fit through my pelvis (turns out to be 11.5cm head) I pushed for 3+ hours to only give her a cone shape on the top of her head, while

Since this literally just happened to me and I'm recovering from a c-section after being discharged yesterday, I'm sort of vicariously excited to see what other people went through.

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

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Threats of suicide are part of #whyIstayed.

Folks, suicide threats from abusers are also abuse. It's a manipulative tactic, whether intentional or not. If you are in this position, or are witnessing someone in this position, call 911 and tell them you have a suicide threat on your hands.

I ate my lunch at 9:30 this morning.

If she doesn't like the criticism then maybe she shouldn't have taken the step to be in the public light.

I don't agree with her on most of the things, her videos aren't that great. They DO have good points thou.

Also...she is on a terrible show that is absolutely riddled with problems. Problems that are much more noticeable than the ones that she is reeeeally nitpicking with Frozen, or with Ariana Grande's poster.