That is officially the dumbest argument ever. "Don't speak out about discrimination because you should expect it."

Well-put! Most of our moms have sucked some dicks and smoked some weed too, Miley, they just don't brag about it all the time because they know it's not interesting and nobody cares.

It totally has +2 cold resistance.

It's like she's trying to convince us she's a grownup who knows all about life and things. And it's like, yes, dear, quite a large portion of the population has actually given a blow job before. Giving one does not make you a badass/rebel. It makes you a really normal adult.

Throw a scrunchy in there and you've basically exhausted all of Cosmo's sex tips.

Fixed it for you :)

The actual people who run Reddit are the ones calling it a government. And they absolutely can control what happens on the site. Far more than actual governments can control the actions of their people.

You could try "You are cordially invited to the wedding of
McCoy's Mistress

All of those cocks and balls would look like the DAEDRIC Prince of Knowledge Hermaues Mora.

ITS A SCREATER.

Um excuse me, but that appears to be a sweater for a penis.

No, this is a home for a penis.

Equity? Lol, what you have my friend is a timeshare, everyone knows that all they do is cost money, and you'll never be able to use it the weekend you wanted to.

THE MAD POOPER.

It'll be interesting to see what the investigation turns up. In the meantime, though, we can't jump to conclusions, because there is a high risk with anesthesia in elderly people.

Fucking Yelpers.

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…