No social media...

I cant

Lena Dunham is a living, "Oh, honey!" gif.

I love his craggy dad face.

Yes, Lena. We know. We know. You want us to believe how much you don't care.

>:-/

omg jay-z's face in that last vine. that whole thing is priceless.

For the millionth time, forced birthers, no one is going to make you have an abortion. This isn't China. If women want their health insurance to cover their health care, that is both logical and not your fucking business. And if the adult virgin in a stupid hat decides tomorrow that he hates chemo, that's going to be…

I have a very good friend whose wife needed a D&C because she was going into septic shock. He and his wife went through a long period of grief for the three-month-old fetus who they had been excited about. When he got the bill from the insurance company, it told him he was being billed for an abortion.

Whatever it is, make it sting, cause it should be the last word from you he ever hears.

Hey, didn't you use to be these screen names?

They aren't paying for contraception. Insurance plans are part of their employee's compensation, just like a paycheck, and they don't have the right to tell their employees how to use their compensation. If you use your paycheck to buy a solid gold Ferrari, that is your right, but it is not your boss paying for it,…

I nominate Russell Brand for maximum randomness and hilarity

You didn't answer the only question that matters:

Man found his look and KEPT that fucker.

The first detail they need to work out is what kind of cover-up will Nick do on the giant "Mariah" tatoo on his back.

Come the fuck on white people.

No. Americans can always be easily pushed into supporting a war. They just really hate that last war from a decade ago.