It's called acting; his first profession.

This tweet.

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What they don't realize is God made Man to hold my damn bag when I'm drinking whiskey.

I don't hate it at all. That maxi dress with the flower reminds me of something my mom wore back in the 70s. I would wear the fuck out of something like that. That's a perfect outfit for lounging around, drinking and tweeting Tom Hiddleston pictures of my dog. (I've done this, too many times.)

I take my leftover mashed potatoes, form them into patties, dip them in an egg wash, coat them with breadcrumbs, and fry them. You can have that recipe without having to listen to a Dugger. YOU'RE WELCOME.

The trouble is that no one really should listen or adopt the views of the wife in a far right wing Christian separatist family, except if it is about hairspray or tater tot casserole. I'm sure many do, at least in their district, because they've always been politically active, but really, man, they're right wing…

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…

"OMG I met this SUPER CUTE cute guy in 'construction' on this Craigslist ad but he's very skittish about 'bitches who try to tie him down. Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe if I wrote this big dumb post fawning over "construction workers" maybe he would let me watch Family Guy on Cartoon Network after we have sex. I mean, I…

Goddamn it Mara, I thought I was past tearing up at Robin Williams tributes.

this was too much for me i am too high for this

Oh, he's "just asking questions," you know. Just trying to understand "poor things" like Christy Mack better.

Takes a real fucking tough guy to beat the shit out of a girl and run away and hide.

you can easily find that on the internet right now, bro

Hello, Jezzies! Anyone happen to catch the Rifftrax Live of Godzilla on Thursday? This was my second live Riff (first was Starship Troopers last year) but I've been a huge fan for years. My god, the 1998-ness of it all!

Me too, man, which is why, and I hate to admit this, I USED to be an Iggy fan. I've always thought some of her songs were catchy, but then I read her racist/ignorant comments on Twitter and Instagram and all my interest was gone. I was like, oh great another person who likes black culture but not black…

I just want to be clear on the selection bias. They're using ONLY data from people that cheat to say monogamy is a failure FOR EVERYONE. Isn't that a bit like using interviews with atheists to "prove" about how organized religion is a massive failure? I'm not defending either institution, but using those who have…

As some of you may have read, yesterday, I got a call from my sexually and physically abusive ex-boyfriend. This is a guy who said "I'll straighten out your slanted eyes," then beat me when I refused to have sex with him.

This is all I can think of...

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.