That poor nose of hers. It looks like it must be hard to breathe out of it.

bless your heart

I straight up do not give a shit if people think crocs are ugly. Crocs aren’t meant to be fashionable - they are mostly for function. Do you know how amazing it is to have nice wide shoes when you have to stand on your (also wide) feet all day for work? It fucking hurts to stand all day on a thinly carpeted concrete…

tbh i don't do blowjobs unless i'm in a committed relationship. i really relate to this article, i really really do. for a long time, the give and take of my sexual relationships were very one sided (his pleasure over mine) and i just got so tired of how dudes expect blowjobs without anything in return and with no…

i used to sprinkle cinnamon in the areas where i thought ants were getting in. it works! also you need to get obsessive about cleaning all food particles and wiping your kitchen dry.

probably her everything was photoshopped. i wouldn't be surprised if that isn't even her body in that pic, they prob just shopped her head onto another model. her head looks...too big for that body.

ugh, i hate food left in the sink. Am i the only person who washes down and wipes the sink dry after i finish the dishes? It keeps away pests and prevents mold and scum!

i mean...everyone does this, celebs, politicians, any business with an online presence...

i think Kyle works because its so close to Kylie. i like it

yes but so many female names were once male names! like casey, taylor, sasha, kelsey, leslie..

you think? because she's probably more likely to be surrounded by other children with posh names. i bet that james is going to get popular soon.

Like Mitchell Tabitha Connor

ugh, i hate that. theres a reason that my car insurance is so expensive where i live.

how fucking shocked would people be if they named their baby something really common, like Mary.

so what happens if its netflix vs. binge watching? because thats like, the same thing. this game is rigged.

sad this had to happen to those kids so young, but they did get a harsh dose of reality. STORY TIME: i was already 18 when my eager, innocent little hart was smashed when i found out what small town politics looked like. i don't want to dox myself, so long story short i went with my family to vote at an emergency town…

raise ur hand if you didnt know what any of these brackets mean but you voted anyways.

nope, because sometimes i wish i didn't have mine either. boobs get in the way. sometimes i think that i will get them removed when i'm an old lady so i don't have to deal with them anymore. i would get them removed, and cover my chest with beautiful tattoos instead and i would go bare chested at the beach to show off…

what did i just read

:|