Friendly New Englander here to help! If you don't want to be this guy, here are a few tips when your car is stuck in snow:

That really sucks. My husband is in the middle of deciding if he should estrange himself from his mother. It feels so great to not have my MIL in our lives, but many people outside of the situation don't understand it all.

yay for just showing up! Thats what i did. I just showed up and drank my way through most of wedding. its the only way to go.

rick and morty foreverrr!!! :D

haha woowww thats already a mess. we're atheists too, and we explicitly banned anything mentioning god in our ceremony. god and jesus were not invited to our wedding, we joked. but that really was a deal breaker for us. i honestly would have just got married at the courthouse or privately with a JP and a few friends.…

YUUUP. I get you. My mom planned most of my wedding, and I really didn't want to plan a wedding AT ALL (i am an introvert, a wedding is my nightmare) so I just let her do almost everything. It really wasn't that bad after it was over. But everyone's mom is different and I can totally see your dilemma. tbh i didn't…

i like your mom's good financial sense. my husband and i also didn't plan on taking a honeymoon (because money) so my family pooled together some money and paid for a nice weeklong trip at a beach house. such a great trip.

anyone else just smoked a bowl and then watched this, and thought about how gross it would feel to swim in the cold, cold ocean with your pjs on? like...just wet, sandy flannel wrapping around your legs as your cotton XXL t shirt clings coldly to your boobs? because this is what those swimsuits remind me of. just me?…

this gal's wedding barely cost me more than a grand because i didn't want a wedding. my husband and i had almost no savings, and i would have rather eloped. my mother couldn't bear the thought of her only daughter not having a beautiful wedding, so my parents paid for a majority of it. anyone else have a wedding just…

ah yes, this brings back memories of dress codes in high school. god forbid if you have big boobs as a teenager. i was a chesty tomboy in high school and that meant that i got more shit for wearing tank tops, for wearing fitted shirts, and for getting in fights with boys who thought it was hilarious to touch my boobs…

try dabbing or smudging the glitter on your nails instead. glitter polish doesn't glide on the nails evenly like a non-glitter polish would. little short brush strokes on dry nails, and you will have the most sparkly nails.

I love that 'no more film' color so much. It makes me feel so classy and goth.

omg Super Black! I only know about it because I used to read Natalie Dee all the time. My husband gave me a set of 6 for my birthday, they are really amazing colors. I'm wearing Purple right now.

I can't stand long nails, and I don't know anyone else who feels this way. Like, long nails where you can't zip up your jeans normal, or type on a keyboard normally. The grossest is long fake nails that are square on the ends and they click-clack on everything they touch. I have shitty, soft nails so I always cringe…

ugh normally i think shailene is v pretty, but this entire cover photo is a fucking mess

haha wow just stuck that right on the end there just to troll and ruin their message.

i view this more as people who watch fox news vs. people who dont. And the people who dont trust fox are probably more likely to not trust other major american news networks either. I wonder what this poll would look like if they included the BBC or Al Jazeera.

Oh yes, Pornstache is objectively much, much worse than Larry is. There is no denying that if this were real life, Pornstache would be a sadistic monster and Larry would be the much nicer of two evils.

i laughed because i read 'pepperidge farm remembers' in that old man voice. thank you.

Pornstache's only redeemable moment is when he declares his undying love and commitment to Daya and her unborn child. Larry can't even commit to a real fucking job.