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Heck yes, big naturals are far more unruly. They have a lot more side jiggle to deal with, at least for me (D cup). And this is completely my own hang-up, but I hate the extra attention my large boobs give me. I'd rather have less than more. My shirts would fit much nicer.

You're right, to each their own, I get that. Personally, I just don't really like the trend of big fake looking implants on tiny tiny women. It looks strange to me, and I already own a pair of big naturals so in my head i'm like, "why would you want this...". I'll admit, I'm biased.

How do y'all feel about these shoes? I think I like them, buuut they look kinda strange with the naked/string bikini look.

She is way too skinny for that set of tits. Nothing wrong with a nice set of small tits to match your tiny frame!

Eh, its just the magic of the camera.

I have had the same rants. I LOVE my glasses. I don't think I look good without them, and I do not want to wear contacts. I don't want fucking contacts!!!!!!! I don't need your goddamn lasik!!!

how much you wannna bet that she smoked some weed and got all panicky about how she got the munchies and ate a taco. girl has food issues.

Yeah sure i will def pack a bowl of skinnygirl weed right after i pour myself some nonalcoholic beer.

Would it be redundant to call it SkinnyMeth?

hot take right here

gotta show off that bling yo

wow kim, you got older and fatter. welcome to the club, everyone is here.

....in my imaginary world, women would be able to have easy access to cheap birth control so they can finally decide when to have kids*. Religion would finally stay the fuck out of my ob/gyn's office**. Women and men are entitled to parental leave by their employer***. And daycare is free****.

What a fucking prick. I would side eye him so hard, lasers would shoot out of my goddamn pupils.

I married my best friend. We have been constant best friends for 7 years, married for 3. Getting married definitely made us even happier. We feel like an efficient, two person team ready to travel life together. I love it. But I have the sense that our relationship works because we are both the introverted type, with

I wouldn't know, I've never been to key west. It sounds divine though.

I think I need to make these this weekend, thank you :)

Oh god, key lime pie is one the most perfect foods forever, amen.

Lemon flavored baked treats are my favorite. So fucking delicious, so goddamn classy. Here are my go-to lemon recipes:

Bleh. I also endorse the 'asking dumb questions' strategy. Because if a guy keeps talking to me about boring shit like sports, then he's not really interested in my opinion. He just wants to talk at me about the thing.