Tell him it's boring as fuck listening to him talk about football. Because it is.

Pick a time when the radiators aren't super hot to clean them. Vacuum out all the dust first, then take an old cotton t-shirt with some warm soapy water and use it to floss the radiator clean.

I keep the headaches away with coffee with a liiittle bit of half&half. And a lot of water.

My go-to comfort foods are spicey veggie and bean soup, or three cheese and spinach baked ziti. Or grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches.

Also fasting! I ate way too much for thanksgiving and now i'm back to fasting twice a week.

i haven't watched orphan black yet, but i would be down for a marathon session. is it on netflix?

do you at least share your mac and cheese? i've heard it's pretty good.

vodka is a great drink to bring over because it goes with anything. its even good on its own.

i would be impressed if you brought that to my house since there isn't any white castle near me, except the frozen ones you can buy in the grocery store.

more people need to step up and start bringing cheesecake. thanks for doing your part.

you can never go wrong with brownies, it is known

i hope the theme is ginger. because i love ginger anything. you ever have ginger beer with gin and a slice of lime? its the best.

holy shit lookit those buns.

you are a good guest to invite over

holy fuck do i love me some buffalo chicken dip. buffalo chicken anything.

cool, i'll go roll one up and we can eat french toast later.

you can never go wrong with cupcakes and wine in my house. you can come to my house.

i've never had baked corn pudding! looks pretty delicious tho

dip is amazing. i looooove artichoke dip. artichoke dip with lots of bread.

Serious question tho: what is your favorite side/drink/dessert/whatever to bring over to a party?