Sheldon schedules when he uses the bathroom. When Leonard was first moving in Sheldon asked what time he used the bathroom in the morning Leonard replies, “When I have to,” and Sheldon replies, “I don’t rent to hippies.” They then schedule when Sheldon and Leonard were supposed to poop in the morning. So making a…

Speed runners require physical exertion and skill to win. They’re not exerting much of their body, but they are definitely exerting their hands and to a lesser extent their arms. Hand eye coordination is a skill. If it isn’t, archery isn’t much of a sport. The vast majority of it is hand eye coordination. Regardless,…

I thought it was no DLC for single player GTA V after GTA IV delivered such great DLC.

Unless somebody has a gun at their head nothing done in a video game is forced upon a person. It is not an essential part of life that if deprived will lead to unfair life outcomes. So we’ll let the invisible hand of the free market sort this one out since it’s a luxury and not an essential good or service.

Your logic requires for the people making all the attacks to grow up after getting this implemented because if they don’t they’re going to continue to repeatedly attack games that stray away in any way from the world they want to live in. Their attacks are not going to stop if this issue is somehow resolved, they’re…

—RDR2 will buy digital download in advance, zero concerns.

I love GTA IV and V but I hate GTA V Online. I would be willing to pay extra money to get all new vehicles, clothes, missions, etc. the Online version gets. It sucks that they won’t even import the Online clothes into the normal game.

Why didn’t Ubisoft do this for Far Cry 5?

It’s like Star Wars now, it’s never disappearing.

It Happening One Night and its Doom Factory that spoofs The Doom Patrol is one of my favorite episodes of The Venture Brothers. I love a good panoply of evil villains.

Scientology uses threats and lawsuits to drain members of their money, usually much more than the typical 10% more aggressive churches seek. And there’s quite a bit of evidence they have murdered people and disappeared people including the wife of the head of Scientology. In it’s current state it’s an abusive cult…

Scientology is structured from top to bottom to strip money from its members in a way few other religions even come close to doing.

I assume you’ve watched The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. That’s her life except she said fuck it and kept on doing it. It’s hilarious.

I can’t wait for him inserting censorship as a theme in one of his upcoming movies to express how unfair life has been to him.

I can’t wait for him inserting censorship as a theme in one of his upcoming movies to express how unfair life has been to him.

Isn’t that what the playground mode is for?

This is one of the old school aspects of io9 that is really being phoned in these days.

So if you’re here posting such things you must think everything is 100% perfect in America and nothing is in need of desperate change because if you thought things needed changing you’d be out doing it and not telling people on a blog their comments are pointless.

“Give up, stop trying, it’s impossible.”

The solution is to require gun insurance for every gun owned. We’ll let the free market figure out how much it costs society to have these guns so at least the survivors and their relatives can be compensated and don’t have to use Gofundme to bury a murdered loved one.