What’s the proper response when an evil super villain has trained a monkey assassin who uses a 3d printer gun that was created with blueprints stolen from a white supremacist? The monkey killed the lizard person posing as Martha Stewart and also one of her human assistants, the latter by accident.

You’re one of my faves here.

When it comes down to it this show is cotton candy for the mind/soul and everybody has shows and things like that in their lives.

Half the personal bankruptcies in America are related to medical bills. Our system sucks so much that we pay twice as much per person as any other wealthy nation where they cover everybody.

And remember, if you see your parents doing something disloyal to the party you should report them to a peace provider.

A member of a company’s management cannot come out and knowingly lie about making ES6—they can get sued by shareholders if it actually turned out there was never going to be an ES6 and that news tanks the stock’s price causing investors to lose money. Only somebody mentally ill or a complete idiot that owns their own…

No single player campaign in GTA VI and I’m not buying it. I also think they really need a timer on content they give out to the online version that never makes it to single player for people who hate the online experience. I don’t mind if they put a year or two timer on new stuff as long as it eventually comes to us.…

Is ESO really making them that much money. When I look at it on the Microsoft gaming store it’s rating is around a 3 with is pretty difficult to do for an RPG from a beloved franchise. That 3 alone deterred me from even considering the game.

This is literally the first game since Ultima Online and Everquerst I am looking forward to and will buy if it gets good reviews. I hope it succeeds and if it does then they’ve done something right because they got me, who hates modern day online games, to like it.

It’s unlike F76 will be as insanely as profitable as GTA V or Fortnite. It will definitely make them money—if it is a good game—but they still want to make single player narrative sand box games like Elder Scroll games or Fallouts. Now if you tell me EA or a similar C-suite ran publisher owns Bethsoft then I will…

Didn’t it say that if you don’t opt into PvP that the damage the griefer would be doing to you would be minimal so it would take a lot of effort to kill somebody. Also if they kill somebody they’ll get marked a murderer with a bounty on their heads. I imagine dying with such a bounty on ones head would incur an in…

The important question is has anybody inquired if their will be vanishing dye for clothes and gear so our characters can run around in their underwear?

I don’t like online games mainly due to the people you have to deal with on most online games because they don’t design them in a way that gives the person who wants a peaceful experience the tools to make that the case the vast majority of time. I love GTA V, I’ve played the story line four times over the years and I…

It’s almost as if the writers understood this insane notion that an asymmetric space battle would be over in seconds or minutes so had to make up stuff to stretch it out. Next time the Rebels should have Borg technology to hold their own against the First Order.

Or, Data has finally gotten his fondest wish and becomes a real boy. I mean, it is centuries ahead of us, so putting a thinking computer into a biological body shouldn’t be the most difficult thing for writers to imagine into existence.

It’s cotton candy tv. There’s nothing wrong with cotton candy now and then.

The shows are still on because they’re the highest rated comedies on broadcast tv. It’s a broad comedy designed for the lowest common denominator, it’s going to be trashy.

There’s even a great clip of Trump saying Hillary Clinton is getting bad shake during the Monica Lewinsky disaster and then ends that conversation about how he’d never run for President because he’d make a horrible one.

I think it’s mostly intellectual laziness. He doesn’t get to hone his wits deep in the weeds of Jezebel commentariat, when he makes a statement the vast majority of people will agree with him. 

There’s court room drawings that show Manafort in a green jail jumpsuit. When you’re before the jury you get to dress up, when you’re just before the judge to answer questions or whatnot you usually get the jumpsuit.