First they came for the Oxbridge dude bros...

I didn’t have anything disappear but I have a mod that stores everything in a hyperdimensional pocket inside my character’s ass.

Scientologists are the worst and so fake.

Drake should send a hologram to work with him.

Damn, for a moment there I thought the musician Beck had taken some crazy turn (besides being a Scientologist) in his life only to realize you meant Glenn Beck. Phew.

Wasn’t a boner, it was floppy, if he’s a shower nobody is impressed.

She only saw it in floppy mode, which tells you nothing about potential for growth.

As somebody with a dark sense of humor I’m going to assume the joke is that her concert was the cause of the chaos and destruction but that’s me being charitable and assuming it was a joke that was supposed to somehow make sense and not a stupid celebrity saying yet another stupid thing and being unaware how stupid…

Strax the Employer.

Demanding no ideology is an ideology.

People expressing their opinions of what they’d like to see in their community is not a demand. There is literally no way for a blogger or a critic to force anybody to do anything as far as it comes to game creation. Not to mention, you are actually demanding bloggers to shut up and do as they are told so your…

People helping people like themselves is exactly like other people trying to stop people helping people like themselves.

Three cheers for the anti-social, injustice cowards!

Well, if we really want to piss them off we’d remake Star Wars into Queer As Folk.

If you are posting at Kotaku on an article about a spoof Star Wars movie poster and getting this worked up over it you are indeed a Star Wars person but in denial about it.

If that was true I would not have just read your comment about Star Wars.

TLJ is the 11th highest grossing movie of all time. If it’s a horrible film it’s somehow doing horribly well. I’d suggest giving it a try if you know you’re the type of person who can turn their mind off and just enjoy a movie. If you know you’re a person who is going to be analyzing everything as it unfolds you might…

Seeing agendas in films like TLJ is akin to this: A person walks into a gas station and asks the person at the register what the people are like up in the next town. The cashier asks, “What did you think of the people in the last town?” The person replies, “They were rude, unhelpful and spiteful.” The cashier says,…

A light saber is not a sword. A sword is a lot heavier and requires strength as much as it does dexterity and the bigger the sword the more strength dominates while a light saber is mostly about dexterity not physical strength. A staff is not a light saber and a sword is not a light saber. Rey also grew up doing star…

Solo also did poorly because the holiday it was released on is the death slot for films. It was a horrible weekend to release a film. Deadline and THR head articles about all the films that had flopped there throughout the past.